The need-to-know, super important stuff

My love & loyalty for all things Apple runs deep. I’m a total fangirl. Release days are, in fact, better than Christmas.

If there’s cake, I’m in! If there’s salad, I’m a shady “maybe.”

I may be the sole reason calculators exist.

I strongly believe in grocery shopping hungry. I come home with WAY better food. (Since the pandemic, adding to cart hungry. This ends the same either way.)

I hate fruit flies. I chase them down with the vacuum hose. Ridiculous but effective!

Snakes = nope nope nope. Light a match and walk away. Heavily muted on my social media.

Salmonella, take your best shot - I’m eating the batter. And probably not just the spoon.

Bookmarks are for quitters.

Although am FIERCELY loyal to some brands, I choose the product with the better packaging for many more things than I will admit out loud. Except for #1. Loud & proud.

There is always room for ice cream, it fills in the cracks.

Snow days are just as much fun now as they were when I was 7. I can never get back to sleep and the opportunity to wake up with no alarm clock is totally wasted.